Ravings of a Textual Deviant

MSN.com has the following headline from Discovery Channel:

“U. S. Marine Chickens Die in Kuwait”

I had no idea you could teach chickens to swim. Do marine chickens taste like chicken, or fish? Is the U. S. the only country with marine chickens, or can you find the species elsewhere? And does this explain mystery meat?

Don’t even get me started on sea cows…

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