Out of Hot Water
I stepped into the garage earlier this afternoon to find that my water heater was leaking. Shortly thereafter, I discovered that the hot-water shutoff valve was stuck. Fortunately, my third discovery was a can of WD-40, which solved the second problem in fairly short order.
My fourth discovery was that I am now sufficiently de-stressed to deal with the sudden and untimely demise of a major appliance…which is comforting to know, even if I had to find out the hard way.