Ravings of a Textual Deviant

Ed and I have both been working hard to lose weight and get in shape, and last night, I had a very weird indication that it’s working. I was putting away my laundry, and a pair of jeans was missing. Not in the drawer, the hamper, the dryer, the basket…just missing. I was utterly mystified. Even went through Ed’s jeans to see if mine had accidently gotten mixed in. No luck.

Two hours later, after Ed changed for bed, he left a pair of jeans lying on the floor. I checked the label. Sure enough, he’d been wearing my pants all day. My size 12 petite pants. And he hadn’t noticed. Mind you, I’m just under 5 feet tall, and Ed’s at least nine inches in height and thirty pounds ahead of me. “Those were women’s jeans?” he asked. “I thought they were a little loose in the hips.”

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