Cry Havoc
Ed’s recent ex-employer bounced Ed’s final paycheck…and unlike the others, this one did not clear on the second try. That makes three times, and that is a pattern. The dogs of law have been unleashed, and are baying for restitution…and attorney’s fees. As Ed said, “if restitution is not made within a reasonable period, we can go for the throat and let my lovely wife slake her thirst on the blood of my enemies.”
Does anyone have a good recipe for the blood of one’s enemies? Just in case, you understand.
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January 30th, 2004 at 11:43 am
I don’t, but if you find one, let me know. I may be unleashing the legal beagles myself, and I’d like to know what to do with the resulting pound o’flesh.
January 30th, 2004 at 11:51 am
I am told that traditional Chinese hot & sour soup contains congealed duck blood (or fresh pig’s blood if you don’t happen to have congealed duck blood lying around).
What better way to keep yourself warm on a cold winter eve while gloating over crushing your foes like the bugs they are?
(And then, perhaps a side of Kicked Ass on Toast.)
January 30th, 2004 at 12:15 pm
Blood pudding? Blood wedding cake?
(Oo. Brain must be congealing from the cold when I resort to Garcia Lorca jokes.)