Ravings of a Textual Deviant

Imagine my joy upon receiving this missive, particularly in the light of some upcoming changes to my gaming life.

Dear Sir or Madam–

We here at Thomlinson and Hamaker, esq., are writing to provide you with
a golden opportunity for investment–an opportunity so golden, it makes
the treasure of the Sierra Madre look like yard sale trash. You have
the opportunity to invest your time in that most valuable commodity:
adventure! Yes! A cross-dimensional role playing game that has been
decades in the making, a game such as the world has awaited for
centuries. A game of multiple genres, unspeakable evils, diabolical
puzzles and ludicrously stereotyped NPCs. All this game needs to make
it perfect is YOU.

I was so excited I could barely type out my enthusiastic acceptance.

And I thought I had a highly-developed sense of theater. I am all a-tingle with anticipation!

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