Conversations with Ari
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; my brother has a great sense of humor. He called the other day so we could catch up, and naturally, I had to ask about Scout. Apparently, Scout’s latest trick is to scratch at the door as if she wants to go out, wait for a two-legs to open it, then raise her nose in disdain and wander back into the recesses of the house…just to prove who’s boss. We briefly discussed the possibility of Scout learning to open the door herself. Ari then said that if she’d either learn to open the door or learn to use the litterbox, he’d be happy. And then he said “But who am I to talk? I never use the litterbox.” Of course, I pointed out that he probably doesn’t shit in the corners of his house, either. “You’ve got me there,” he admitted.