Ravings of a Textual Deviant

So, Ed stops in at the gas station on 71ST and SR69, and there’s this really nice guy behind the counter. The dialog begins when he sees Ed pick up the coolant.

Him: Good morning! Are you thinking about buying premixed coolant?
Ed: Um, yeah.
Him: Would you like any breakfast to go with your premixed coolant?
Ed: No thanks, not today.
Him: You will be sure to tell your friends about us?
Ed thinks: Sure will. hey everyone, the gas station at 71st and 69 sells the best f*cking coolant on the planet… and I’ll just bet that their breakfasts are great!!
Him: Would you like a brochure?
Ed thinks: OK, now this is getting surreal. Theres no garage or mechanic at this station… what the hell do you put in a brochure? Who advertises a GAS STATION? Sure, I admire initiative in anyone, but I couldn’t help but wonder…
Ed: no thanks, bye
Him: enjoy your pre-mixed coolant!

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