Ravings of a Textual Deviant

8:30 AM
Ed: I came in and my station is INFESTED with ants! Suck factor 9 Mr. Sulu. I’m trying to work and the bastards are trying to crawl ON ME.

9:15 AM
Ed: This ant thing is getting out of hand. I’ve already told the crew, first one I see on “anything I value in the bathroom” and my day here is over. On the other hand, I now have a piece of paper with a row of ant corpses labelled “Ed’s Trophy Case” on my desk. If nothing else, I’ll earn some smartass points.

11:03 AM
Li: Hail the Great White Hunter! I’ll even make an exception for this, and won’t insist that you eat everything you kill.

12:02 PM
ED: 34 kills in the trophy case. I think they are beginning to fear me.

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