Ravings of a Textual Deviant

Ed is feeling well enough to get back to the dojo, and last night, he got his orange belt. He also nailed a fellow student—the guy who has one speed, which is “on”—squarely in the crotch. Or, as Ed described it, “He kicked high, I kicked low, and I got to Scotland first.”

I’m not sure which accomplishment makes Ed happier.

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