Ravings of a Textual Deviant

It’s not easy being green. 

There was a public outcry when we created glow-in-the-dark fish. The scientific established howled in protest when we when created fluorescent-green transgenic pigs. Personally, I blame the Americans, with their pseudoscientific “intelligent design”. Still, we at the university continued our experiments with transgenics, knowing that our work would help build a better nation. At long last, we succeeded; first with lower primates, then with higher ones. By then, our space program had, as you say in English, gotten off the ground…and our Premier is famous for his humor.

I was the first to volunteer.

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