My Own Private Office Space 2
Me (via email): The end of the month is now! Please remember to send me your metrics and update the tracking spreadsheet by the end of business today. Thanks!
Other Employee: Is there something wrong with your calendar? Mine shows that the end of the month is later!
Me: It’s a pre-emptive now, because sometimes people who aren’t you are a day late with their metrics.
Other Employee: If you like, I can start being a day late to promote “team spirit”, or we can continue with our theme of consistent-inconsistency.
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