Ravings of a Textual Deviant

I don’t know if my pal, the Accidental Housewife, meant to start a meme, but here goes…

• I always wanted to be a cheerleader.
• Probably because I never got to be a cheerleader, I like cheerleader movies…especially Sugar & Spice.
• I secretly fear death by shark attack.
• I openly fear dying while doing something I wouldn’t want to be caught dead doing, but did anyway.
• I talk to the cat in baby talk.
• I want to try being a blonde.
• My DVD collection includes Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension and Josie and the Pussycats.
• I read romance novels and fashion magazines in the bathtub, because I don’t care if I drop them; I know how they end.
• I was once kicked out of a comedy troupe, ostensibly for “being too funny.”
• I believe that New Jersey doesn’t exist, and I’ve been there.
• Sometimes I can’t sleep because my brain is designing shoes and handbags, and it won’t shut off.
• I don’t know how to start a lawnmower, let alone use one.

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