Ravings of a Textual Deviant

My first wish was to be rich, famous, and beautiful.

Spending a week as Paris Hilton is not all it’s cracked up to be, let me tell you.

My second wish was to be a queen.

By my fourteenth performance in “La Cage aux Folles,” I was well and truly over my fascination with royalty.

My final wish brought me back to my childhood dream of becoming an astronomer. I wanted to work with stars, but I was never all that good at math.

Now, I’m one of the best-paid financial advisors in Hollywood…my clients think I’m a wizard.

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