Ravings of a Textual Deviant

We were enjoying perfect football weather; clear, slightly cool, and crisp, with no wind. Unfortunately, we were sadly lacking in perfect football, losing to Wisconsin 21-0 by the end of the first quarter. By halftime, it was 42-3.

I swear, if our quarterback had half a brain, his ass would be lopsided.

The UW fans were chanting “Go, Badgers!” incessantly by the end of the third. My cameraman apparently couldn’t take it anymore, and yelled back “Go home!”

The crowd picked up the chant. Wisconsin’s mascot flashed the finger.

I couldn’t help myself.

“Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!”

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