Myth Busted
Adam and Jamie burst into the cave, followed by a camera crew. The dragon awoke and scratched her nose with one claw, sending a handful of genuine antique Spanish coins cascading toward their feet. She watched, mildly amused, as they dashed around, taping everything, especially the nearly-pristine wreckage of the galleon Premio del Rey, and the skeletons of her crew. Adam examined one of the doubloons carefully.
“Busted!” he declared to the lens.
She guffawed. “I assure you, I am no myth.”
“Wrong show, lady,” Jamie hooted. “You’re on COPS, and this is definitely piracy, kidnapping, murder, and grand theft.”