Ravings of a Textual Deviant

I knew Fiance had had a bad day when he came home and announced “My clients are crazy and stupid.” This is nothing new, mind you. It’s entirely possible that he sees more crazy people on any given day than our mutual friend, the psychiatrist, and stupidity is more abundant than hydrogen. But apparently, today was noteworthy, as summed up by the statements below.

In court—

“The court ignored my carefully crafted argument of ‘well, duh!’”

And out of it—

“So, [opposing counsel] wants us to ignore the protective order, because [opposing counsel's client] violated it—what a novel legal theory!!!”

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