Ravings of a Textual Deviant

He-Who-Does-Not-Wish-To-Be-Named: I need to get these pants lengthened. Or adjust the suspenders; I’m not sure which.

Me: Adjusting the suspenders is the cheaper option.

HWDNWTBN: I’m not sure how short they’re supposed to be.

Me: If you feel cut in half, they’re too short.

HWDNWTBN: Yes, but the real questions is, “Does ‘lift and separate’ only apply to bustiers?”

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