High Maintenance
Coworker: Can you be the “scribe” for any comments or changes for any of these documents? Please, please, pretty please with lots of cherries and whipped cream on top?????
Me: I will scribe the meeting so long as it’s real whipped cream, not the scary, fake, spray-can stuff. Preferable organic whipped cream. Lightly sweetened with organic powdered sugar, and just a hint of genuine Bourbon vanilla.
Coworker: Organic?? You’re a sick gal!
Me: Inorganic food makes me ill.