Ravings of a Textual Deviant

This one is for A.S-R., who gave me the title.

Nobody was more surprised than me when I won $25,000 ($13,750 after taxes) in the Minnesota State Lottery. I did the responsible thing and paid off my credit cards first, which left me just enough to fulfill one of my two lifetime wishes.

I’ve always been skinny. My nursing bra was a size A, and I really filled out during pregnancy, if you get my drift. I would love to be a B cup.

On the other hand, I would really like to take the kids to Disneyworld, and not have to do it on the cheap.

What to do?

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