Archive for December, 2007

Florida or Bust

Friday, December 14th, 2007

This one is for A.S-R., who gave me the title.

Nobody was more surprised than me when I won $25,000 ($13,750 after taxes) in the Minnesota State Lottery. I did the responsible thing and paid off my credit cards first, which left me just enough to fulfill one of my two lifetime wishes.

I’ve always been skinny. My nursing bra was a size A, and I really filled out during pregnancy, if you get my drift. I would love to be a B cup.

On the other hand, I would really like to take the kids to Disneyworld, and not have to do it on the cheap.

What to do?

Got Yoga?

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Tonight is the last class of the current session of the yoga class I’m teaching. If you’d like to sign up for the next session, which will start in January, click here, then click on “course catalog,” and look in the mind-body section.

Hope I see you there!

The Golden Compass: The Motion Picture

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

I’m not going to dicuss all the controversy surrounding the film at any great length; I’ll save that for someone who cares.

If you have already made up your mind on this topic, skip the rest of this post, because nothing I write is going to change your opinion.

I shall confine my remarks to the following: I don’t find the movie to be anti-Catholic. Anti-religious hierarchy, yes. But specifically anti-Catholic?

No.

I repeat, no. N. O.

Anti-religion in general, you could argue either way. There’s a great deal of the plot that revolves around the nature and importance of souls, and the subject of free will figures prominently in the series. OTOH, I believe that the author has publicly said that he is either an agnostic or an atheist—it escapes my memory which one—and it’s easy to see how that affects the story, too.

Whatever. It’s darned fine storytelling, and that’s what I care about.

I remember several years back when the first rumors of making a film based on the series were floated, a pal and I were discussing the probability of it ever getting made. Her opinion? “Gay angels? It’ll never happen.” Frankly, given the religious temperament of the country these days, I am surprised that it got made…let alone that a major children’s press was willing to put its name front and center on the thing (see above).

But I am pleased. Very, very pleased indeed.

The film script ends well short of the end of the first book, and I find the choice of endpoint to be an absolutely fascinating one. I’m very interested to see how a second movie proceeds, as the transition between the end of book one and the beginning of book two could be a jarring one, mid-film. (Read the books; it’ll make sense). Still, one doesn’t feel cheated out of a full story. Between them, Peter Jackson and the Harry Potter franchise have taught us that you can leave a lot out of a book and still make a film that hangs together well.

Well, Peter Jackson has, anyway.

As my regular readers would know, if I had any, I am sucker for production design. They would also know that I am of the opinion that the very best design adds to the film unobtrusively; unless you have special interest or work professionally at it (and are therefore attuned to it), it’s convincing without being prominent. The Golden Compass is absolutely beautiful, and does a wonderful job of capturing the spirit of Lyra’s world as described in the book. The contrast between the dignified, dark (occasionally dingy and dangerous) Oxford and the light, golden glitter of Mrs. Coulter’s world is subtle but effective. The details in the outdoor Trollesund and Svalbard scenes are wonderful, as is the laboratory-like sterility of both Bolvangar and the Magisterium HQ’s interior. I thought that the interior of the Svalbard palace ought to have been grottier, though, as Pullman goes to great length describing its grime and odor in the book.

Next, special effects. Like production design, effects should add to the film, rather than calling attention to themselves. The daemons are fit into the film seamlessly, which is how it should be. I was also extremely impressed with the way the panserbjorn were rendered. Animators seem to want to use cats as models for all kinds of animals (most notoriously, dragons); in this case, however, temptation was resisted, and the panserbjorn (I love that word, panserbjorn) move like bears. The design of the armor is also very well done. (”Too much chainmail,” my fellow movie-goer opined. I disagree. If you pay attention, the amount of chainmail is just as much a code for “human-like” as the amount and elaborateness of decoration on the armor itself.)

And, oh yeah, the acting. Sam Elliott and Kathy Bates are the perfect Lee Scorsby and Hester. Christopher Lee, as the First High Councilor of the Magisterium, brings the same creepy certainty of his LoTR Saruman to his performance. It is truly disturbing, despite his relatively brief appearance. Simon McBurton, as a Fra Pavel much changed and expanded from the book, is delightfully cold and dark, and dare I say it, soulless. (Does anyone even remember action seeing his daemon in the film?). Charlie Rowe (Billy Costa) also pulls off a creditable performance in the earlier part of the film, but I found his last scenes to be a bit lightweight, as if nobody had quite explained to him the significance of what was going on. (Of course, there could be some good stuff on the cutting-room floor, but I would have liked to have seen that pivtol scene done better.) Ben Walker (Roger) has a good grasp of the concept of “supporting role” and provides a great foil for Dakota Blue Richards’s Lyra.

Dakota Blue Richards is awesome.

If she can keep her head together as she transitions from child actress to adult actress, she is going to be absolutely devastating. Anyone who can keep up with Nicole Kidman (Mrs. Coulter) on her first day out has got what it takes. And speaking of Nicole Kidman, I understand she was the first choice for the role of Mrs. Coulter, and nails the role. Daniel Craig’s is well cast as Lord Asriel, and I am looking forward to seeing the scenes that he has with Nicole Kidman in future movies in the series. That should be worth the price of admission.

The Two Rings

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Fiancé and I got our wedding bands last week, which means in the event of a bridal emergency, we can get married any time. I was extremely pleased with how quickly they got mine sized, too; overnight. The jewelry store’s staff has been absolutely awesome, not least because they have a sense of humor. For example, when we were looking for my engagement ring, we asked the clerks who were helping us (it was a slow night) how far their rings could be sized down.

Clerk Guy: How small do you need it? (Laughs)

Me: Three and a half.

Clerk Guy: (Stops laughing)

Clerk Chick: We don’t carry children’s engagement rings.

Clerk Guy: (To Fiancé)The amazing pocket wife!

So, of course, when we went back for bands, I still needed a size 3½.

Clerk Chick: The smallest size we carry is a five.

Me: Maybe you could call your Utah store?

Fiancé: (Facepalm)

¡Ejercicio!

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Yesterday morning, I tried the “latin fusion” cardio class at my gym. It’s an 8:30 AM class, which is kind of early for a Saturday, but I got myself pulled together and went anyway.

I’m really glad that I did, because it was a lot of fun. I can’t remember the last time I actually had that much fun at the gym. The music is great, it’s an awesome workout, and I found the choreography a lot easier to follow than the TurboKick class. And did I mention that the music is fabulous? Also, it was only 45 minutes, which was probably a good thing, given the energy level. One of my classmates is an ex-ballet dancer and fitness instructor, maybe a few years older than I am, and she has been going for some time. She tells me that the choreography for each song is the same every time, so it gets easier as you continue to do it.

And while I could tell at the time that I had really worked, I didn’t have the feeling that I was going to either fall over or throw up when the class ended. Furthermore, there weren’t any unpleasant after-effects, either yesterday or today.

If your gym offers somehting called “Zumba”, I highly recommend giving it a try.

Killer Vamp

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Excuse the expression, but being a vampire sucks. No more surfing, tanning, or beach volleyball. And I am majorly wigging out over the permanent high-protein diet.

The dude who killed me promised that I’d, like, be power and rich. He left out the part about it taking decades before I even rate…not to mention how long it takes compound interest to work on a manicurist’s savings account.

This bites.

Still, I probably overreacted when I ripped his head off. He was right on about the super-strength and reflexes, at least. And the look on his face was totally worth it.

Legali-Tees

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Forget holiday gift-giving; you want one for yourself. Both ladies’ and gentlemen’s versions available.


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