One of Those Days
I am not sure who had the more interesting morning, me or A.
A: [X] and [Y] threatened to chain me down here [at new desk/new assignment].
Me: WHat you do in your own time is your business.
A: THEY threatened to chain me! Not me!
Me: What they do in THEIR own time is THEIR business.
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A: I told [B] this would happen.
Me: Don’t let on that you’ve got psychic powers.
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A: So do I cry now, or later?
Me: You may *headdesk* at your discretion.
A: That counts as a work-related injury, right?