Ravings of a Textual Deviant

Email from one of my guys at work…

Would you ask [X] if I’ve accumulated enough blaster points to be promoted to Galactic Warlord? They have the coolest uniforms. Although they tend to show a bit more leg than I’m used to, I think I can carry it off well. Our overlord clients have been most pleased with my recent campaigns against the Fluidized Derigidoo Association (FDA), and I think with the new uniform I can get better parking.

It’s a shame about the shortage of blasters this year. My productivity suffered a bit at first, but I was able to find new ways to spread peace and joy utilizing some melee weapons the natives left lying around. Overall, I’m an asset to the empire.

Cordially yours,

Star Centurion [Y]

The scary part is that it makes perfect sense and I know exactly what he’s talking about.

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