If I Were a Parent

This is the sort of excuse note I would probably write.

Except that I wouldn’t take my kids to any Disney theme park, because I find the $DISNEY experience surreal and creepy. At least, I did last time I was there…when I was about six or seven. Admittedly, I haven’t been back since then, but only because I suspect that it has only gotten more surreal and creepier in the intervening thirty or so years.

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