Damn You, Squirrel Mafia!

This morning, I woke up from a dream that was just too bizarre and complicated to explain.

Normally, I am not one to look for meaning in dreams, and for good reason.

The message in this dream, however, was abundantly clear.

If the squirrels ever make chocolate pudding for you, for $DEITY’s sake, don’t eat it.

One Response to “Damn You, Squirrel Mafia!”

  1. Alisa says:

    If the squirrels cook anything for you, don’t eat it!

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