INDIANAPOLIS, IN—Last night, tragedy struck dozens of innocent strawberries in a quiet suburban neighborhood. Over a hundred strawberries were brutally decapitated and pulverized in a blender. Authorities found the combined remains in three separate plastic bags in a garage freezer on the city’s northeast side.
Traumatized Survivors Huddle Together
Four young strawberries survived the juiceshedding, and were questioned and released by authorities. One was treated for minor bruising, and none were suspects in the case.
Tragically, the four survivors were attacked and decapitated less than an hour later. The bodies are missing, but messily severed heads were found not far from the scene of the first incident. No further details have been released at this time.
Gruesome Remains Found Mere Inches From Original Scene
It’s tough being a strawberry these days!