“I see you have used frog, where the instructions call for toad.”
“I was out of toad, Madame. I substituted.”
“The proper substitution is iguana, which you would know had you paid attention earlier in the year. Your rosemary—was it gathered at noon?”
“I don’t know, Madame.”
“How can you not know?”
“I, ah, that is…”
“You did not harvest it yourself.”
“I ordered it off the Internet.”
“You. Ordered spell components. Off the Internet.”
Madame’s face turned sour. “Miss Lutine, I suggest you reconsider your course schedule. I have never seen so many spelling errors in my life.”
*Groan*