My dad grows zucchini. Lots of zucchini. So many zucchini, in fact, that he occasionally loses track of them in the tangle of leaves. Which is how I ended up with this:
Monster Zucchini
Yes, that’s an apple next to it.
I had considered setting a bunch of obsidian blades into it so it would be a sort of Aztec-esque war club, but honestly? I’m lazy.
And that laziness explains how I ended up without a pumpkin to carve for Halloween. So I decided to solve two problems at once.
Zuch-O-Lantern
Naturally, I have named it “Danny Zuccho”.