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So Many Kinds of Wrong

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I was sitting at my desk, listening to two ladies chatting in the next cube over. One of them had just been having a work-related IM chat with a contact at one of the vendors. Apparently, the contact was IM’ing from her Blackberry while she was on her way to give birth.

I am appalled at what this says about so many things, not the least of which is the expectations we place on ourselves regarding our jobs, and the expectations our jobs place on us.

ETA: Another example for you–an email that said “I had a death in the family, so I am working from home today.”

WTF makes us think that this sort of behavior is a good idea?

Fashion Weak

Monday, September 15th, 2008

The only thing that sets us apart from the animals is our ability to accessorize…a pink gorilla suit?

Thoughts on Sarah Pallin

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

So, when I heard that Sarah Pallin was chosen as McCain’s running mate, I went out to Wikipedia and looked her up. I found the summary of her positions on various issues very helpful. I noticed that she is both pro-life and in favor of abstinence-only sex education in school. (Personally, I have always thought that this is a dangerous combination, for the obvious reason.)

Then I heard that her seventeen-year-old daughter was pregnant (see bad combination, above). And that her baby’s father had posted on his MySpace page that he wasn’t sure if he was ready to be a father.

I wonder if he’d bothered to read the Wikipedia article on his girlfriend’s mom?

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I heard a clip from Ms. Pallin’s speech at the Republican convention in which she referred to herself as a hockey mom, and then joked that the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is…lipstick.

And I thought that putting clothes on dogs was a bad idea.

Adieu, Sir Arthur

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Arthur C. Clarke has passed at the age of 90, leaving us with over 60 years’ worth of exceptionally high-quality short stories, novellas, essays, novels, and technical non-fiction. One of the most telling things I ever heard said about his work was that if he’d been consistent in his treatment of religion in his work, he might well have started one. Most people will talk about Childhood’s End, The Sentinel, and The City and the Stars as examples of this. Personally, though, I think that his short stories “The Star” (which I seem to recall was made into an episode of the new Twilight Zone series back in the ), “The Nine Billion Names of God,” “No Morning After,” and especially, “The Possessed,” offer something that the novels don’t–a peek into a quirky sense of humor about the relationship of sentient beings with the universe. In fact, I think that for all the 55-gallon drums of ink that have been spilled writing about Clarke’s oeuvre, his sense of humor doesn’t get nearly as much play as you would expect, given how much of it seems to have gone into his work, and that’s a shame, as it’s one of those exceptional, quintessentially British senses of humor that simply don’t come along often enough.

It’s a good thing he had a sense of humor, too. Clarke lived long enough to see himself proved wrong on multiple predictions, (my favorite is that by the 1960s, apes would replace humans as house hold servants—temporarily, at least; “…of course, eventually, our super chimpanzees would start forming trade unions and we’d be right back where we started.”). He also saw several predictions come true that might have wished hadn’t—I’m thinking of “Death and the Senator,” again, and “I Remember Babylon”—he may have missed an entire medium (the Internet), but he was spot on with the message (the increasing prevalance of pornography). On the other hand, he also saw a communications network that far outstripped anything he could have imagined in his 1945 Wireless World article that discussed the theoretical possibility of of using geostationary satellites as communications relays. Of course, predicting the future is always a crapshoot, as Sir Arthur himself pointed out when he noted that “If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong.”

Clarke also had a way of delivering a message—humourous or not—that not only packed a punch, but stayed with you. “Dog Star” is a deeply moving tribute that anyone who has lost a beloved pet can appreciate. And for over twenty years now, I’ve thought that “Death and the Senator” is the best presentation of the law of unintended consequences that anyone could ask for—and that it ought to be required reading for all Congresscritters. Clarke’s work will not only make you think, but you’ll enjoy the experience.

So, let’s raise a glass to Sir Arthur, and thank him for his work and his theological restraint. The go get yourself a copy of Tales of Ten Worlds or The Fountains of Paradise, and enjoy your space odessey.

Yet More Evidence

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Anyone who knows anything about the squirrel mafia should be utterly unsurprised by this

Timing Is Everything

Monday, February 4th, 2008

This weekend, Fiancé and I did something we almost never do—watched TV. We had the food channel on, and were watching a show hosted by a well-known Southern cook. Her son was on the show, making deep-fried lasagna.

I didn’t even know I had Italian blood in my veins until I felt it run cold at that moment.

And that was before I found out that they didn’t use a single Italian cheese in the dish. (Cheddar, Gruyere, Swiss, and cream cheese??!?! Quello è colloquio pazzesco, miei cari lettori!)

I was so busy being appalled that I missed most of the next segment. I came to my senses just in time to see the host flour a barbequed rib and toss it into the deep fryer. The camera faded to black, then into the sponsor’s billboard…

“This program is brought to you by Lipitor”.

Beyond the Squirrel-natural

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

I suppose it was inevitable.

Demon Squirrel

I can actually see the fires of Abbadon in its beady little eyes. Well, in the one beady little eye in the picture.

Advances in Squirrel Mafia Technology

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Now I’m getting really worried.
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Thanks to L for ruining what is left of my peace of mind the picture.

The Squirrel Mafia Gets Medieval

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Thanks to Ed for making me aware of the latest escalation by the Squirrel Mafia.

You, Go Vote!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

They’re going to tax you anyway, so you might as well represent.


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